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What’s in a Name?

Hi! How are you doing?

Michael here, coming at you live from Winnerpeg! Okay, maybe not live, this is a BLOG post, after all. I’m still riding the high from my hometown Winnipeg Blue Bombers winning the Grey Cup on Sunday.

If you are tuning in from the States, or elsewhere, the Grey Cup is like the Canadian version of the Superbowl. It had been 29 long years since the Bombers won. That makes it a pretty big deal.

I could probably write an entire blog post talking about the Bombers. I’ve witnessed a lot more heartbreak than triumph over the years, watching them choke at the wrong moments, or even how nervous I felt with the nail-biting victory over our arch-rivals, the Saskatchewan Rough Riders, last Sunday.

But believe me, you wouldn’t want that. I’m going to stick to what I know best so that I can give you a semi-funny, mostly coherent rant about something related to the world of being a published author. It’s what the people want! That, and more post making fun of my sister.

You see, I learned the other day that there is another Michael Murray out there in Authorland.

No, I don’t mean hunky former teen heartthrob Chad Michael Murray, though the resemblance between the two of us is uncanny.

 

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It’s like I’m looking into a mirror

 

There is another Michael Murray out there. This is important because, as you undoubtedly know, authors subscribe to the Highlander school of thought around these kinds of things.

There can be only one!

This other Michael Murray – we’ll call him Imposter Murray – has been writing for a long time, from the looks of it. His first writing credit came all the way back in 1989, the year after I was born. There are two likely situations here.

The first is that I’ve been doing a Fight Club Tyler Durden/The Narrator kind of thing, writing as Imposter Murray in my sleep, since I was 12 months old. This seems like the most likely scenario since I was an incredibly fast learner. Erm, so I was told.

The second is that Imposter Murray took a trip to Winnipeg and somehow happened to see my name. Understandably awed and taken aback by the perfect alliteration, he stole it and has been using it ever since to write made-for-TV Christmas movies

 

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So many Christmas movies

 

I’m sure if we tune to the Hallmark channel for long enough this Holiday season, we’ll find one of his cinematic masterpieces.

One of the questions that I get the most is about my pen name. Why do I write under the name M. James Murray? When I chose it, I had no idea that Michael J. Murray AKA Imposter Murray existed. I did know about the existence of Chad Michael Murray, but that wasn’t the reason, either.

It was all about the findability factor. Findability. That’s a word now, by the way. Verb. Ability to be found, notably concerning online presence.

 

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Shakespeare invented over 1700 words. Surely I can invent at least one!

*Editors Note* apparently findability IS a word. Which brings my invented word count back down to zero.

When I google my birth name, I’m not on the first page of results. Or the second. Or the third. Or the fourth. I think you get the idea. Also, no judging for googling my name! You’ve done it too, I’d bet!

There are Michael Murrays (is the plural Murrai?) who are doctors. One of us is an accomplished organist. I assume this means that he is proficient at playing, not harvesting organs.

There is a Michael Murray who produces video games, and we already talked about the two other MM’s in the Hollywood world.

So I needed a somewhat unique, distinguishable name. It was important to me that I stayed true to myself, so a pen name was out of the question. Somewhere along the line, I got the idea to use my middle name. And it stuck.

It’s catchy, it flows off the tongue. And when you google it, BAM!

 

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I’ve got a Google panel, guys!

The first thing that pops up is my twitter account. The second is a link to Far from Ordinary. Then a link to my website. Findability, BAY BAY!

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a Christmas movie to write.

So, what did we learn this week?

  1. To thine own self, stay true. Thanks, Polonius.
  2. I missed the anniversary of this blog! It happened back in October, actually. I guess I should eat some cake or something.
  3. My god, I’m sore! My knee hurts so badly that it’s tough to put weight on it. There’s no injury, I’m just over thirty. Pretty sure my knees get sore when I just LOOK at a treadmill nowadays.
  4. I got twenty-two downloads from my free book giveaway! If even one of those downloads leads to a review, I’m golden. Reviews are the lifeblood that keeps my book relevant to Amazon and, therefore, to any potential readers.
  5. This weekend I’ll be speaking at the #Change1 conference. Check it out. I’ll be talking about following your passion. Get tickets here.

Later days,

M

The Secrets of a Bestselling Book

Some books, no matter how well they’re written, will never become best sellers. Why is that? Why is it that many talented writers are not living on a lovely island somewhere in the Pacific?

Bora Bora sounds nice about now, no? I can’t dance, but I think I could probably master a mean hula. Now you’re going to have an image of me hulaing in your head. You’re welcome.

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Aloha Moe, Aloha Moe

 

What makes a bestseller?

I want to start with a DISCLAIMER. If I knew the secret to what made Harry Potter, or The Twilight Saga, or Fifty Shades of Grey so popular, I would have written one like that already. I don’t. Not many people do. I sometimes wonder if even those authors knew what they had on their hands when they started writing.

I doubt it, but you never know. There’s a lot more than persuasive writing that goes into a best-selling book. And, in the case of some novels, it’s not even that. I’m looking at you, Twilight. It’s enough to make me gag. Anyway, here’s what I think makes up a best-seller:

Timing

This one is a bitch, mainly because there is no way to control it. For an up-and-coming author without name brand recognition or Stephen King lauding your book on the cover flap, it can sometimes be a matter of being in the right place at the right time with the right book. That’s why you can’t control it.

For example, about a year ago, the Me Too movement was active. I remember being in the query trenches and seeing every other agent out there asking for a #MeToo story. If an author had a story based on that, then there was a good chance that the agency was going to be taking a long, hard look at that story.

If your book was about something way different, as mine was, then the letters which best describe you are S-O-L. Not saying that there wasn’t still an opportunity for me to sell my story, but there was nothing in the mainstream media that would have people clamoring to buy Far from Ordinary, or even my upcoming Fade to Black.

So why not just write a story based on whatever trend or movement the mainstream media is currently focused on? Well, there’s a problem with that. A book takes a LONG time to be published. I don’t mean for the author to finish writing it, although that can take years as well, I mean published, available in book stores. It can take up to two years of revisions and edits before it’s ready to shine. Realistically you’d need to have a completed manuscript in the publisher’s hands just as whatever you were writing about is gaining popularity

Like I said, timing is a bitch.

 The story

An old English teacher of mine once told me that there is no such thing as a new story. Everything has been done before. Absolutely everything. It goes back to cavemen (cave-people?) telling stories on cave walls. After that, there are two and a half thousand years of verbal tradition storytelling, if not more. Every idea, every concept has already been explored. Depending on the concept, maybe hundreds of times. None of Shakespeare’s plays were original, after all. He took old stories and breathed new life into them with his characters.

Therein lies the rub.

What editors and publishers are looking for are stories that sell. The stories that sell the most are the ones that people are familiar with. The Lion King, for example, is just Hamlet with lions. Aladdin is based on a Middle Eastern folk tale, with elements of Romeo and Juliet with magic and a happy ending.

(Oh, did I spoil Romeo and Juliet for you? Tough luck! I think I’m okay spoiling something that’s been around for a couple of centuries, no?)

I mean, maybe I shouldn’t use Disney as an example given some of the issues they’ve had, but the concept is there!

Audiences seem to love this concept of “same same, but different.” It’s the same idea, but it’s not. It’s done in a way that’s reminiscent of the original, but unique enough that it can be considered its own thing.

It’s all about the big concept story, after all. That’s what sells, bay-bay!

 The Story Part Two: Electric Boogaloo

Speaking about the story, how is your plot? Is it enthralling? Does it force you to keep turning pages to get to the end, ala Dan Brown? I swear he laced the pages of his earlier books, Angels and Demons and The Da Vinci Code, with some sort of magical dust that keeps your attention as a reader. I remember reading Angels and Demons until 5 AM because I couldn’t. put. it. down. That’s something special, isn’t it?

Are your characters interesting? Nobody wants to hear about the guy who didn’t do anything interesting because he was responsible all the time and in bed by 8:30. We want to read about larger than life characters who somehow still connect with us on a deeper level.

“Oh yeah, I know he killed all those zombies, but I can really see pieces of me in there.” Are you going to be killing zombies? Probably not. Unless you know something that I don’t.

*narrows eyes suspiciously*

Is there some aspect of the above zombie killer’s personality that you can relate to? Maybe! The best characters aren’t infallible, Mary-Sue types. They’re broken, and they bleed. It’s in that pain of the human condition that we find something special, something relatable.

 The Writing

Okay, okay. I started this post by talking about how a book doesn’t need excellent writing to be a best seller. And it doesn’t. But it certainly can help if you can string a few words together in a semi-cohesive and somewhat comprehensive way.

Everybody has a different idea as to what excellent writing is. For example, Stephen King and George R.R. Martin are two of the best writers alive today. Perhaps they’re among the best of all time. The way they navigate the blank page is nothing short of magical. Their writing is technically sound and incredibly entertaining.

And yet, it’s not for everyone. No matter how good you make it, not everyone is going to like it. Is that harsh? I don’t think so. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, no matter how wrong they are 😉

But that’s also what makes it tough for us up-and-comer types. I mean, if people are criticizing the King, of all people, how in the Seven Hells could I ever live up to THAT?

I consider myself reasonably ambitious, but I don’t think I can ever surpass those two in writing ability.

It doesn’t mean I’m not going to try to, though.

SO

What did we learn this week?

  1. You can’t write to please everyone. Readers are like cats – erm, pardon me, Khajits. You’re not going to please them by trying to get them to like you.
  2. Lots of you agreed with my decision to make fun of my sister more in these blogs. I have to give the people what they want!
  3. Also, on that topic, I forgot that my sister was going to give me a Twinrix vaccine injection. I’m going to Cuba in the winter, and I don’t want to catch the hep. Probably should have held last week’s post until after the shot. My arm still hurts.
  4. This post was filled with industry secrets. I hope that the secret author’s association doesn’t come after me. Naw, I’m kidding. It’s just one author’s (probably erroneous) impressions around what maketh a best seller
  5. I’m back!

I think last week, I had promised that I would dive into the aftermath of New York, and I wanted to assure you all that it’s still on my mind. Once I get some real news about it, I’ll be sure to share.

Until next week,

M.

This Post is Sponsored by Boxed Wine

I’ve been thinking a lot about my first book lately. The sales are still coming in, but not nearly at the pace which they were at the release.

I’m currently sitting around the 250 mark or so. Copies sold, that is.  I’m considering this impressive since I have no marketing presence of which to speak of besides some 4000 odd followers on the good ol’ Twitter machine.

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You know I’m serious because I’m wearing my writer’s sweater. ALSO big body, little head

I think, though, that it’s my fault that I’m sitting at 250. I’ve been remiss lately at selling the book that I wrote. When Far from Ordinary first came out I swear I would make one or two posts a week for the purpose of advertising that the book was out and for sale.

Now… I haven’t done one of those in a while. Somewhere, I know, my good friend and Media Director Carl is scowling at me.

Yes, I’ve made you my Media Director BC. Congratulations! I hear the benefits are fantastic!*

*Benefits will be fantastic in 8-10 years of solid sales growth.

*M. James Murray takes no liability in the supposed offering of a competitive benefits plan.

So why did I stop?

Honestly, the easier answer is that I didn’t want to annoy people. I’ve seen those posts before – hell, I’ve been annoyed by those posts before.

“Hey, I haven’t seen you in over ten years, but you should totally buy this subscription to BeachBod from me! It’s, like, SO good to catch up!”

So by nature, I’m reluctant to do it. Not that mine has to sound like the pretty godawful example I quoted above, but I worry that they would to some people. And yet it’s an important part of the sales process.

I taught sales, once upon a time, and it’s good for me to remember that every once in a while.

Nobody is going to buy your product if they don’t know what it is, or if they don’t trust you.

So how in the hell is anyone going to bother spending ten dollars and fifty cents on Amazon for Far from Ordinary if I don’t talk about it?

There comes a point in every young author’s life where he (or she) gets frustrated with some of the offerings on the store at bookshelves. The other day I went to Chapters and pulled out a few, read a few chapters.

I am telling you, with no shade of ego, that I am writing better today – as an independent author – than these folks are. And yet they are sitting on the bookshelf at Chapters and I am not.

It’s a humbling moment, to be sure, but it’s also important for a few reasons:

  1. I need to keep pushing. The only difference between a signed author and an unsigned author is that the signed author didn’t give up

You see these examples from time to time. I got frustrated with the querying process after about three or four months. Some people stick with it for years. Years! You’ve got to either be incredibly self-assured about the strength of your work or incredibly stubborn to keep in the query trenches for that long.

But then I see their persistence pay off, sometimes. Maybe the lesson here is that “you mustn’t lose that spark of madness”

2. I’m not as good as I think I could be.

Note that I didn’t say “as I think I am” here. I know that there’s still a TON of room for me to grow in my craft and I hope that I’ll always think that. After all, the moment you stop thinking that is the moment in which you lose your edge.

Don’t get me wrong, any author who finishes a book deserves a pat on the back (and probably a shot of expensive whiskey). I’m not saying they’re bad, I’m saying that I think I’m just as good.

So regardless of how I feel about the state of their craft, I’m still on the outside looking in.

Now, this becomes important later on because a large of the young author’s journey (maybe every author’s journey, no matter the tenure) is the validation which they need.

I always get a kick out of running into people who have read my book. The conversation usually goes like this:

“I actually liked it!” As though they were expecting to not, and they were pleasantly surprised that it was not half bad. I love that they go out of their way to mention that. It really does make me feel all warm and bubbly inside.

So to those who have reached out, THANK YOU! You have no idea how much that means to me.

It’s just one part of the picture, though. Those people who I tend to run into who have bought my book know me. That means that they’re biased – for good or for bad – by their previous interactions with me.

I think that it’s a completely different kind of compliment when a stranger – someone who doesn’t care if you take it well or badly – compliments that.

I always talk about the 3 to 11 ratio when I’m in class. It’s a people theory that talks about how people LOVE to talk about the negative. The 3 is referring to the 3 people that an average person talks to when they come across something AWESOME. The 11 refers to the people you talk to when something irks you the wrong way.

People are almost 4X more likely to talk about the bad than the good. That number has always made me shake my head.

So when I get a great review on Amazon from someone who I’ve never met I appreciate it on a deeper level.

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Thank you Leo! 

Reviews are, after all, the best way to support me after you purchase my novels. They help me get recognized in Amazon’s algorithm so that more people who have never heard of this upstart author M. James Murray can buy a book or two or twelve.

Long story short?

If you haven’t already, please look at buying Far from Ordinary. I love you all for the support you’ve shown and continue to show.

Leave a review!

You guys are the best.

So what did I learn this week?

  1. I will probably regret making BC my Media Director. He tends to keep me honest. So for those of you who enjoy these weekly posts, that’s probably a good thing. For me, that’s probably going to be *ahem* less than ideal
  2. I am truly fortunate to be with somebody who is perfectly okay with me ignoring her for three to four hours on average a night so that I can write. The struggles of dating an author
  3. The MAVERICK trailer dropped this week. It literally gave me goosebumps. Check it out.
  4. Why the hell do car dealerships close so early? I don’t want to take a personal day to drive that Subaru, Karen!
  5. New York is less than a month away! When did THAT happen? I’m going to a writer’s conference in NYC. How cool is THAT!

Later days,

M